Let me introduce 22 year old Ravyn everyone who's in retail sales and needs to make some extra cash to pay the rent. Wish I was her landlord because I'm sure we could work out some sorta arrangement, wink wink, and boy oh boy are you'll in for a treat because Chloe Rose is back and if you know anything about Chloe then you know she's a walking hormone. I unicorn or sexual freak of nature, and I mean that in the most sincere and flattering ways possible btw. But today the spot lights on newbie Ravyn who's only had one other girl on girl sexual experience, it was with a girlfriend 4 years ago back in high school. It was a fond memory Ravyn goes on to explain about how they kissed, fingered and ate each other out and Ravyn even had an orgasm. Gosh I would love to of been a fly on the wall for all these first experimentations as young girls explore the softer side of exploitation. Makes my dick hard everyone, and as we get to know Ravyn more you can't help but keep looking below her face and those absolutely ginormous ta ta's. Ummmmmm “my eyes are up here,” I'm sure she says a lot to whomever is approaching her. Blessed by the tit Gods this one is and she even takes to slit licking like a duck takes to water. A natural with enthusiasm to spare, and Ravyn lights up a room with that smile and pearly whites sandwiched between some wonderful full lips that know how to kiss. These two have chemistry and it's no surprise because both these gorgeous girls are everyone's type. So sit back and enjoy the ride and without further ado and until next weeks update, stay sleazy everyone because it's not easy being cheesy the Cheetos Cheetah would say.
Today's Outstanding Quotes:
Vanessa – Oh we look like sisters (0:11)
Rocky – Megan you're going to take another virginity today (1:31)
Vanessa – Recently we did it in public (5:14)
Megan – So who has th higher sex drive? Vanessa – Honestly me (6:27)
Rocky – Have you ever had an orgasm? Vanessa – No (8:37)
Rocky – Have often do you masturbate? Vanessa – Whenever I'm free (10:47)
Megan – We can definitely see how far it will go in you (10:47)
Vanessa – I want to see how it feels girl to girl (14:24)
Megan – You don't know what a 69 is? (57:22)
Megan – All fucked out now? Vanessa – yea, put me into a coma (1:23:58)
Vanessa – Damn girl you got a fat ass (1:30:05)
Vanessa – I need to go shopping for my prom dress (1:31:32)
The fresh as fuck 18 year old train just keeps on a chugging away, coming around that corner every week everybody and today's fresh meat is Iris and this girl is adorable with braces to boot. So I have a question for everyone because if you're getting tired of young and adorable, just out of high school, 18 year old inexperienced fresh as fuck teenie boppers that want to experience the softer side of sexploitation then you'd probably make a statement like this. “You know I'm really getting sick of seeing so many small and fluffy new born adorable puppies with floppy ears and excited, enthusiastic, unconditionally full of love puppy faces that hang their soft pillowy tongues out their mouths as they trot clumsily into your opened arms and you just want to scream FUCKING CUTEEEEEEEEEE!!! Are we having steak and eggs to many days in a row for breakfast? Do we have too much testosterone pumping threw our smut filled veins? Well excogigirls has been in the land of flowing milk and honey lately and you can never have too much of a good thing. You can't be loved to much, and if you think you are then just wait until you experience a life without all those wonderful things you take for granted. I mean Saturn, Venus, Neptune, Mercury and Mars must be in alignment or something because the inexperienced 18 year olds are coming out of the woodwork. Wait these planets are in alignment and if you look towards the Eastern sky just above the horizon and just after sunset you will see what looks like a bright single star or galaxy. But what it actually is is Venus, Saturn and Neptune so close in the same line of site that it's to bright to be just a normal looking star or galaxy. Nerd alert, I have included a screen grab picture in the photos section of this scene from my iPhone using my Night Sky app that shows the exact placement of the planets as they are orbiting our absolutely ginormous nuclear power plant of a sun. It shows Venus, Saturn and Neptune in the upper left portion of the picture and in the lower right portion has Mars and Mercury. The W and the white horizontal line in the middle of the picture is the actual horizon with the sun just starting to set below the horizon. It's a pretty cool F'ing app to be able to identify celestial bodies in the night sky or daylight and shows you the observable universe anywhere you point your iPhone or smartphone. Even point it down at the earth and it will show you what the observable universe looks like on the other side the earth if you were looking up at the night sky. But if you're wondering why Mercury is blacked out it's because it's currently in it's orbit between us and the sun so it's not reflecting any light from the sun back at us so you don't actually see it in the night sky. But I digress and what's really important is Iris everyone and how spectacularly perfect, and according to Megan, “almost fake looking, but we all know they're not,” boobies are. They are perky and just the right size for me because I enjoy just a handful, and so does Megan as she slowly undresses Iris after we found out all sorts of thing about her in the interview. Like how technically she's already licked her girlfriends vagina once before she explains when she was waaaaaaaaaaay too young to be experimenting sexually. But for all intents and purposes this is her first time because she went on to hilariously explain her girlfriend was too hairy and her pubs got in her mouth which made the experience less than pleasurable. I guess girls don't shave their vagina's that young, who would have know? But understandable, and once again there's no substitution for inexperience on our bedsheets and Iris is full of inexperience, only having been with 8 people before she visited us and if we do the math that's 1.6 bodies per year. I'll let you do the reverse math and even though she was raised on a 4500 acres farm out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, and we all know about farmers daughters wink wink, she was also raised in a very strict and religious family so that explains a lot. Being strict mom and dad don't keep your little precious off the porn mattress and Iris also stated she started everything very early, including watching porn, which led to her losing her virginity waaaaaaaaaaaay to young as well. So if you can't do math, or didn't know to divid 8 by 1.6 minus her age, you can all discover when she lost her virginity by listening to the interview because I can't post it here. And because she's from a small farming town out in the middle bum fuck nowhere it was either do this or fast food work and she doesn't look like she would be a good French fry station cook. Sorry mommy and daddy but easy Benjamin's win once again when faced with $10.25/hr and a tacky uniform. Licking pussy, being naughty on camera and fulfilling a fantasy is way more enticing to our newbie. It was a fun filled day had by all so sit back, grab your lube boys or your favorite sex toy girls because the roller coaster ride is about to take off. Cheers and until next weeks update with someone other than Megan and a newbie some of you will be happy to hear. So stay sleazy everyone because it's not easy being cheesy the Cheetos Cheetah would say.
