This week’s “Shit We Should Know” is strictly for some laughs, giggles and chuckles. But it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if some guys or gals have actually said things like this. Here are just 20 of them to be amused by. At a time when laughs and smiles are needed, we hope this helps. Please feel free to share this.
Will this take long? My favorite TV show comes on at 10.
Don’t be afraid my Doberman is really friendly.
Wow, and to think I was trying to pick up your girlfriend.
Don’t worry, just think of it as swallowing soup.
Sorry about the name tag, but I’m terrible with names.
So how long before ”I’m almost there” is there?
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed last month?
Is that a Medic Alert pendant you’re wearing?
It’s nice to be in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate.
Damn, you could do this for a living!
Don’t mess my hair, I just spent $100 getting it done today.
If I sprinkle it with water will it grow?
Uh, doing it doggy style doesn’t mean to bark like one.
I don’t care if it is good for my complexion, the answer is no!
On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
But I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?
No really…..I can do this part better by myself.
That leak better be from the waterbed!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
Have a wonderful, exciting and great day everyone.
