This week “SWSK” is in the spirit of the holiday season. So here are some Christmas one-liner jokes. Have a smile, a laugh, or a groan on us. Merry Christmas!!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
A: There’s Noel!
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle
Q: How do Christmas angels greet each other?
A: “Halo!”
Q: Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
A: Holly-wood
Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A: Santa Klutz!
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A: This will sleigh you …
Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less
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