Okay, so you live in a town that has a weird, or strange name like Hohokus, New Jersey, Big Arm, Minnesota or Chicken, Alaska. But what if you lived in one these towns whose name has a sexual connotation, just think of all the comments and fun you can have. Here are some real names of towns across the U.S. that should give you a laugh, chuckle or maybe even have you blushing.
Three Way, Arizona – That works for me!
Beaver Lick, Kentucky – Of course, why not?
Climax, New York – She sure hopes so!
Blue Balls, Pennsylvania – Better see a doctor!
Keister, Minnesota – Bet that’s the butt of a lot of jokes.
Pee Pee Township, Ohio – Is yellow the official town color?
French Lick, Indiana – There is nothing like it!
Erect, North Carolina – Must be “hard” to live there.
Morehead. Kentucky – Aw, c’mon, just once more.
Cumming, Georgia – You better, or else!
Hookersville, West Virginia – So that’s where they are.
Sweet Lips, Tennessee – Oh yes they are.
Kaka, Arizona – Toilet paper sales there must be huge!
Intercourse, Pennsylvania – Bet condom sales are terrific!
Tightsqueeze, Virginia – Must be a virgin.
Virgin, Utah – Wanna bet?
Dickshooter, Idaho – I bet it does.
Hardwood, Louisiana – That’s always the best.
Wanker’s Corner, Oregon – Must be a lot of self pleasure there.
That is just the tip of the iceberg. There are hundreds more in every state in the U.S. that people have to deal with every day. If you want to find some of the others check out https://doyouremember.com/69458/most-lewd-sounding-town-names-in-each-state-revealed/4 for some really wild, sexual, and fun names of towns you may be glad you don’t live in.
