Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Lisa Licious, and a Mention of Brooklyn Chase

MWA: 09-27-2021 – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about one lovely feature entertainer and a mention of a second one. So now then, if everybody is ready to learn all about the ladies, we should get down to business immediately if not sooner!

Lisa Licious

Friday evening, September 24, called for a drive down to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to say hello to Lisa Licious and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

At the start of her first performance this evening, Lisa came onto the stage carrying a red pitchfork with a long black handle. Lisa wore a black headpiece with horns and red flames on the front. With the headpiece, Lisa wore an almost floor length cape that was black on the outside and red on the inside. The cape had bat wings on the shoulders. Lisa also wore a black bra with red straps. With the bra, she wore a red G-string with an almost floor length devil’s tail hanging in the back. Lisa also wore an item that was a series of black straps that were like a bra with no breast cups. Lisa additionally wore another piece that consisted of a series of black straps that were somewhat like a pair of crotchless panties. Next, Lisa wore a white G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of almost knee-length black high-heeled boots.

At one point during this show, Lisa performed with a pair of wide red and yellow streamers with little LED lights. Near the finale of the show, Lisa performed with a red devil puppet in a black suit. The puppet even had a little fiddle and bow.

Lisa ended this performance with a game of hooterball for some of her 8x10s.

Lisa performed this show to, “Nightmare,” by Avenged Sevenfold, “Bun Up The Dance,” by Dillon Francis and Skrillex, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” by The Charlie Daniels Band, “The Notorious B.I.G. (Trap Mix) by DJ Shake & Free Trap Beats, and, “Me Against The Devil,” by The Relentless.

For her second of two shows on this night, Lisa came onto the stage carrying a teddy bear that wore a formal looking black jacket. Lisa herself wore a silver choker around her throat and a white necklace. Next, she was wearing a white wedding veil and a white wedding gown. Beneath her gown, Lisa wore a black bra and black panties. The bra and panties were connected to each other with a series of small black straps. Once Lisa had removed the bra and panties piece, she was wearing a white G-string. Lisa also wore a light blue band near the top of her right thigh. Lisa’s footwear during this performance was a pair of high-topped silver shoes that were covered with glitter. The shoes also had clear stiletto heels and clear soles. Near the end of the show, Lisa removed her shoes to reveal a pair of white ankle socks.

Once Lisa was down to wearing just her shoes, she and her teddy bear performed together. First it was the teddy bear and a beer bottle. (No! The teddy bear did not do that with the beer bottle! So much for some of the readers wishful thinking.)

Next, the teddy bear smoked a transparent green bong. (I have no idea how Lisa did it, but the teddy bear would actually exhale white smoke.)

The teddy bear then dumped a bag of white powder on Lisa’s crotch and then sniffed the powder as if it were cocaine. He then rubbed his furry little face in the powder. (Never in my life did I ever think that I would ever see a teddy bear getting high on weed and cocaine!)

Lisa finished this performance with another game of hooterball for some of her 8x10s.

This performance was done to, “Chapel Of Love,” by the Dixie Cups, “White Wedding Part 1,” by Billy Idol, “Beer Never Broke My Heart,” by Luke Combs, “Because I Got High (Giorno’s Jump & Run Bootleg Edit),” by Patric McFly & Giorgio Gee, “Because I Got High,” by Afroman, “Lit Up,” by Buckcherry, “Shots,” by LMFAO featuring Lil Jon, and, “I Got One For Ya’,” by Kid Rock.

Lisa has blonde hair and brown eyes. She is five feet eight inches tall and weighs one hundred forty-five pounds. As for her measurements, her breasts are 34D and her waist is 24 inches. When it came to her hips, Lisa said that she really didn’t know what they measured, and I didn’t happen to have a tape measure with me. (A tape measure is something that I do not carry around with me.)

Lisa strikes me as being intelligent, very friendly, and charming. She also appears to truly enjoy meeting and speaking with her fans. All of that plus her performance talents are why I highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to see Lisa Licious perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity without fail.

Lisa can be found on Facebook, Instagram, and many other websites across the Internet, so happy hunting everybody!

Brooklyn Chase

I had intended to drive up to Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, Saturday, September 25, to speak with Brooklyn Chase and to see whether or not she might remember me. Unfortunately, I overslept one hour and thirty minutes.

When I awoke, I started preparing for the trip. After I was about one third of the way to being ready to go, I looked at my watch. It was then that I realized that I would have had to average between ninety and one hundred miles per hour to get to Rancho Cordova early enough to do everything I had planned. Therefore, I decided to cancel the trip and did so.

Hopefully, I will get another opportunity to see Brooklyn feature dance in the near future.

I have met Brooklyn a time or two in the past, and I found her to be a charming and very friendly lady. She is also quite good-looking!

The last time I saw Brooklyn, she had long blonde hair. Her eyes are brown. She stands five feet two inches tall and weighs one hundred ten pounds. Brooklyn’s great looking measurements are 32G-25-37.

Okay good people, that is a wrap for now. Let’s all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of fun times and gorgeous women. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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