There are so many things that surround our daily lives. Some are good, some are bad, and some are just there for whatever reason. But somehow we manage to get through each and every day. Still, the question remains, “Did you ever wonder?” Here are some things to ponder.
How do the “Do Not Walk on the Grass’ signs get there?
If there is a funeral at night do they drive with their lights off?
If an athlete can get athlete’s foot, can astronauts get mistletoe?
When it rains why don’t sheep shrink?
If they arrest a mime do they still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Why didn’t Tarzan ever have a beard?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do they call it a “yard sale”? Have you ever seen anyone by the yard?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why do they call it chili when it’s hot?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Are right handed people allowed to live in Left Hand, West Virginia?
If a fly loses it’s wings is it called a walk?
If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
So what was Flash Gordon really flashing?
Just some things to ponder in this crazy world that we live in, have a great day everyone.
